So finally I got da opportunity which I’d been lukin for since eternity. Woh kahte ha na ki bhagwan ke ghar der hai par andher nahi! So here I am ready to spurt out my frustrations on LENOVO- The India's largest selling notebook computer brand!
For Heavens sake I'm not one of dose LUSERS (what I call the Lenovo users) but i really wanna share da feelings of my frustrated Luser frenz... Aakhir dukh baantne se hi to ghat ta hi hai! Even while I'm writing this post, my eyes r moist wid seeing all kinda pain n sufferings of my neaar n dear frenz...(arre yaar ghariyaali aansoon hain)
Dnt wrry guyz, jst have patience for a year or too... After dat dis junk has to be disposed off anyway. Then go for DELL or even HP, like all the most intelligent, sensible people (ya u r ri8, ppl lyk me ofcourse) on earth do...
The 1st one 2 bring dat suckin brand to our grup was da gr8 legend PARTY...got it for 64000 bucks wid all sets of gr8 features lyk 256MB NVIDIA graphics card, face passwrd, shuttle centre, 1 key recovery, TV Tuner Card, water resistant keyboard... n blah blah blah... N if dat wasnt enuff dere were more features on the go lyk:
no audible sound(silence is golden dear!), a f**ked up sliding DVD R/W drive which neva eva reads a dvd even wid da slightest scratch(has to be changed minm 2 tyms in da guarantee period), a hard hard disk which always needs to be formatted(dey believe in hygiene, clean harddrive always!) nd last but not da least that crappy ‘one key recovery’ button, which only makes da lappy go even more damn slow nd system crashes many more tyms...
Now wid all dese gr8 features just temme u LUSERS, does LENOVO still sucks???
Arre yaar its wonderful, splendid, awesome... All hail the LENOVO - A gr8 masterpiece indeed...
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