I am a Muslim!!!

These are disconcerting times.  All is not going well in this erstwhile secular country of ours. Not at least for me coz ‘I am a Muslim’. Yes the same Muslim, whom u see 24 hours on news channels, being the face behind every crime of terror; the Muslim whose terror acts makes it to the headlines of all the national dailies. The picture of a topi-clad, bearded Muslim terrorist has become the wall paper of your lives. The grand stereotyping of Muslims is on the go!

I’ve never in these 21 years, felt any differences with 95% of my friends who are so called ‘non-Muslims’. I always was a part of all there festivities, and so were they. Incidentally A.R. Rahman, Aamir, Saif, Shahrukh, Salman are my favourites. I love Pakistani bands like Junoon, Jal, Strings, Fuzon, Call and listen to Md.Rafi, Ghulam Ali, Mehdi Hassan. Am I being a fundamentalist??? I believe so, as after watching Kay Kay Menon, playing a Hindu Fundamentalist in Mumbai Meri Jaan, saying disgustedly while in a Muslim neighbourhood and listening to a Md. Rafi song: “Yeh log Kishor Kumar kabhi nahi sunenge!” Suddenly I feel ‘Muslim’. It might well be paranoia. But I was not paranoid post 9/11 or even post Gujarat. But something drastically changed now and I cud feel it in my bones.

How easy it is to say as someone said to me after the Delhi blasts: “These are all educated Muslims. Don’t they know that their bombs could also kill their own?” As if anyone with a Muslim name is a terrorist’s very “own”! To feel the brunt of being under suspicion in your own country ain’t that easy.  I’m a Muslim and that isn’t a crime, no not yet!!! 

All hail LENOVO!!!

So finally I got da opportunity which I’d been lukin for since eternity. Woh kahte ha na ki bhagwan ke ghar der hai par andher nahi! So here I am ready to spurt out my frustrations on LENOVO- The India's largest selling notebook computer brand!

For Heavens sake I'm not one of dose LUSERS (what I call the Lenovo users) but i really wanna share da feelings of my frustrated Luser frenz... Aakhir dukh baantne se hi to ghat ta hi hai! Even while I'm writing this post, my eyes r moist wid seeing all kinda pain n sufferings of my neaar n dear frenz...(arre yaar ghariyaali aansoon hain)

Dnt wrry guyz, jst have patience for a year or too... After dat dis junk has to be disposed off anyway. Then go for DELL or even HP, like all the most intelligent, sensible people (ya u r ri8, ppl lyk me ofcourse) on earth do...

 

The 1st one 2 bring dat suckin brand to our grup was da gr8 legend PARTY...got it for 64000 bucks wid all sets of gr8 features lyk 256MB NVIDIA graphics card, face passwrd, shuttle centre, 1 key recovery, TV Tuner Card, water resistant keyboard... n blah blah blah... N if dat wasnt enuff dere were more features on the go lyk:

 no audible sound(silence is golden dear!), a f**ked up sliding DVD R/W drive which neva eva reads a dvd even wid da slightest scratch(has to be changed minm 2 tyms in da guarantee period), a hard hard disk which always needs  to be formatted(dey believe in hygiene, clean harddrive always!)  nd last but not da least that crappy ‘one key recovery’ button, which only makes da lappy go even more damn slow nd system crashes many more tyms...

 

Now wid all dese gr8 features just temme u LUSERS, does LENOVO still sucks???

Arre yaar its wonderful, splendid, awesome... All hail the LENOVO - A gr8 masterpiece indeed...

The saga of Thackeray, Raj!

Yes, we all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in delhi. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay, only Marathi...

At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals...

Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north ( Himalayas ). Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India , so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra ?

Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community... Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra , why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi.We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharasthra, then they will become true Marathis

And Yes Raj  Thackrey should tell Sharmila Thackrey to wear only MARATHA SAREE AND not SALWAR KAMEEZ OR CHURIDAR PAJAMI, as seen on the TV which is worn by Noth Indians and then say "ME MARATHI" 

JAI MAHARASHTRA!

Source: Forwarded e-mail.

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